5 Tips for Wearing White and Keeping it Clean

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My work week has been intense and a bit draining. Sorry my friends, I don’t feel very chatty today. I’ll just say, white jeans are magic. Do you feel the magic? I hope you do! Whenever I wear white I always get comments about how “daring” it is and asked “how do I keep it clean?”

Here are a five simple tips:

1. Don’t lay down on the ground

2. Don’t rub your motor oil all over your body

3. Don’t salsa dance with a man covered in chocolate sauce

4. Don’t rub your body around the perimeter of a room, marking your territory like a cat

5. Don’t roll down a beautiful grassy hill in Central Park (no matter how enticing!)

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5 thoughts on “5 Tips for Wearing White and Keeping it Clean”

  1. I know it was a tongue in cheek post, but seriously speaking I swear by Scotchguard. I have a white coat that gets a yearly spray of the stuff and it stays pristine the entire winter. Never tried it with jeans….

  2. See, this is why I rocks with you. Cute and casual look that is genuine. I am cracking up at that first tip. Don't lay down on the ground. I just can't!

  3. Haha, good list! White jeans are especially daring for the messy and ungraceful, like me. But, you always look so beautiful! Time to maybe dig out my white jeans…

  4. curvesandlingerie

    Cute post! I can only wear white for about one hour. usually I have a stain before I even leave my house!

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